Tuesday
Nov152011
The Adventures of Drake Wantsum, Hollywood Stuntman
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 6:00AM Part Nine
"Arrested Development"
“Hello Drake.”
“Jessica! Well, aren’t you a sight for sore eyes. I haven’t seen you since that TV movie in ’74.”
“It has been a long time.”
“Are you just here for a day part?”
“No, I’m playing Stacey’s mom.”
“Bullshit! You’re too young to play her mom! What are you, forty-five?”
“Forty.”
“And you could easily pass for thirty-nine!”
“Thanks….I think. So, were you here when the accident happened?”
“Uh-huh.”
“What went wrong?”
“Oh, you know, same-old, same-old.”
“Eddie sabotaged it because you fucked one of his girlfriends?”
“Yep.”
“Just like Mannix and Ironsides all over again.”
“Yep.”
tagged B-MOVIE BULLSH*T, Drake Wantsum, Jessica Walter, Nanofiction, Stuntman in B-Movies, Humour, nanofiction, satire
B-MOVIE BULLSH*T, Drake Wantsum, Jessica Walter, Nanofiction, Stuntman in B-Movies, Humour, nanofiction, satire 
Reader Comments (2)
"Stacey's Mom"... Nice!
She's got it going on.